Sorry-as-a-Service
Department of unnecessary guiltWalk-ins welcome · v0.2

THE APOLOGY
AUDIT

Submit your “sorry.” The office will determine whether you owe accountability—or yourself a break.

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File your apology

Unofficial record
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Specifics help the Department of Unnecessary Guilt reach a ruling.

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Official ruling

CASE ———

Awaiting testimony

The clerk is pretending to look busy.

Your verdict, rationale, and imaginary financial consequences will appear here.

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Personal ledger · this device only

The imaginary Sorry Jar

0 reflex apologies fined $0.00 No priors. Suspiciously healthy.
✓

Real harm?
Own it. Repair it. Absolved.

¢

Reflex sorry?
Keep your dignity. Pay 25¢.

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Not enough evidence?
Case dismissed.